There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
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I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
i drank out of a bidet.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Someone just said “I need to use up this money before I’m tits up under the dirt” so I think I’m going to start using that in my daily vocabulary.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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