So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
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I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
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I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
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