It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
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I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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