i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
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Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.