Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
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I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
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We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?