ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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