You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
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I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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