So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
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In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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