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This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again.

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(267): This phone does not accept mass texts. Try again. http://tfl.nu/qxgz

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??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years.

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(212): ??? When I first met her at the bar, she told me she was 23. After I bought her 3 shots of tequila, she told me she was really only 21. When we went back to my house, she said she was really only 19. She's still sleeping next to me butt naked. I'm afraid if she opens her mouth again I could be looking at 10 years. http://tfl.nu/7axl

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just come out here and I will go home with you...

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(434): just come out here and I will go home with you... http://tfl.nu/cpqx

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And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.

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(405): And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch. http://tfl.nu/1xo5

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Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.

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(254): Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social. http://tfl.nu/292p

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I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool

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(904): I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool http://tfl.nu/7zbx

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he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.

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(212): he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform. http://tfl.nu/ifar

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this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed

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(631): this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed http://tfl.nu/rgow

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She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.

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(630): She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving. http://tfl.nu/1pg2

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I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.

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(859): I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you. http://tfl.nu/a48g

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You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...

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(415): You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me... http://tfl.nu/rukw

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Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.

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Challenge accepted. See you in hell.

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(662): Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month. (662): Challenge accepted. See you in hell. http://tfl.nu/tj98

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I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.

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(630): I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver. http://tfl.nu/scdz

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I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night

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(601): I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night http://tfl.nu/iazm

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Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?

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(321): Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after? http://tfl.nu/icc6

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