dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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