I faked an abortion last night.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
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What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
So much Jack, so little girl.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
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