So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
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oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
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There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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