Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
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If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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