I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
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370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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