i just google imaged poop.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
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I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
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All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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