Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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