There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
