I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
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Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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