Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
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No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
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Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
I still have a little drunk in my system
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
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