she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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