I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
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Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
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Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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