OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
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Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
If you bring home Chipotle tonight I'll give you an epic bj...ball play and all #datenight
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
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