question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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