she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I'm drunk eating a quesadilla while this kid is tryina come over and I'm just like no. I want the quesadilla.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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