I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
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Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
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I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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