I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
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it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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