A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We got so high we made milksteak
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together