If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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If it wasn't obvious enough to the cops that she was drunk, she threw in, "I like the colors of the lights because it makes purple."
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma