dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
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I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
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Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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