Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
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i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
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Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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