I hope mine doesn't look like that
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
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hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."