Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
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I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
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Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
Dicks are not precious.