so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
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Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I want a musical about memes.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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