You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
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Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion