I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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