let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
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it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
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Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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