they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Dicks are not precious.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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