and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
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Do what your heart wants. . .
My heart wants to rip his balls off and tie therm to his head using his penis
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
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She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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