Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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