I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
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In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
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