Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
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