areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Remember back in the day when getting fingered in the movie theater was the best thing ever?
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billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.