Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.