you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...