You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
