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I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
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