I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
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Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
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I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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