is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
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