So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
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We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
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YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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