dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He appeared on my 7th floor fire escape and sang to me and jimmy through the window when we fucked. He's like a drunken mix of Sinatra and Spiderman.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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