that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
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I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
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