i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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