so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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