your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
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