pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
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he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
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I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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