We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
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I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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